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They may seem cool in video games, but less in the real world.

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Double Dragon Neon - Hair Pimple

At least in Double Dragon Neon, the hair pimples can harm an enemy if he is thrown on him. If you do not have the skills of John Wick, a hair clip is far from its best weapon in the real world. And although in the game may not be too useful, it will bring you at least one success if you stick to Skullmageddon's head.

Final Fantasy 7 - Clouds Buster Sword

Oversized swords are cool and anything but the chances of actually lifting something like that, let alone how to use a real sword, are low. This does not mean that Zanbatos and other great swords had no place in different epochs of history. But the buster sword is even more ridiculous and impractical on size comparison.

Goldeneye 007 - the Klobb

What is so bad at the Klobb? It's a weapon and weapons kill people, right? The Klobb somehow makes an exception of this rule. His damage is painful - he can not kill in 007 mode at once. Accuracy is a joke that makes the firing duty; And his fire rate is as miserable. Is it better than nothing? Probably someone is also more dangerous with a rocking and decent target than the Klobb.

Monster Hunter - Hammers

Of the many large and impractical weapons on this list, at least some self-confidence is available at the hammer of the monster hunter. They are designed so that they are heavy and slow in the game. Their weight influences the momentum of different strokes. However, that just means that they are still heavier in real life, just because they are greater than a suggestion hammer.

Doom - BFG 9000

If you ever want to minimize whole rooms of enemies, the BFG 9000 is often the right way. While the Doom Slayer (or even the Navy) is able to deal with small problems with it, your average person would be ruined by the recoil. This does not even take into account the injection loss that would probably kill them. It is also - surprising, surprising - big and unwieldy what makes it difficult to target in an actual firefight.

Bloodborne - Logarius, Wheel

We can imagine that it would be hurting in real life to meet someone with a huge wooden wheel. Unfortunately, the wheel of Logarius has other problems. Although the weapon is versatile, the weapon is versatile through the good arcade and strength scaling, but the startup is at the expense of health. It will be basically killing if you try to use it in this way. In addition, this is another case of "due to the size in real life impractical".

The legend of Zelda: the wilderness breath - most weapons

Hot Take: Almost every weapon in "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild" would be ineffective in real life. This is because you cancel after a specified number of uses. Yes, some weapons have a longer durability, but they still use much faster than an average sword or an average bow. Damn, even the great master sword has a limited amount of "energy", after which it needs to be recharged (unless you have the Master Trials DLC). While this large flame sword or this frute can be quite powerful, you will not be reduced in a short time.

Silent Hill 2 - Pyramid Heads Big Knife

The knife is so great that even Pyramid Head rather pulls around. Granted, this is more for a scary effect, but while Pyramid Head is able to guide it as a sword, it must be remembered that it is Pyramid Head. Not many people could possess the raw strength to pull around this weapon, let alone swing them effectively. It is Cloud's Buster Sword again.

Dark Souls 3 - Ringed Knight Paired Greatswords

If you meet Ringed City Knight for the first time with these two wholesalers, they are reasonably surprised. First, how can the game dare to throw this on you before the next boss? Second, how cool are these swords, especially the COMBOS that can be executed? Unfortunately, they fall back into the department "too big to be practically useful". Here it is even worse because you have to lead a large sword in every hand. Good luck with both hands.

Fallout 4 - Fatman

Here are three probable things that will happen if you use a Fatman in real life. (1) The weapon falls apart because she is bad. (2) The mini-nucle falls out and kills you because the gun is bad. Or (3) You fire it off and die in the episode explosion or rainfall, depending on what prevents first.

Deus Ex - PS20

For Deus ex ratios, the PS20 is nothing special. It fires a plasma ball and has only one shot. The range is very good and the explosion is ... in order. But no matter if in the game or in real life, it is very hard to recommend only a shot. Why not just join, Oh, every weapon that has multiple shots can be reloaded, has a great range and is not unusable immediately after firing a ball?

Gears of War - Hammer of the Dawn

Theoretically, the hammer of the dawn would be pretty useful in real life. Call a huge laser from the sky to burn your enemies? Priceless. However, there are some disadvantages, such as: B. that the satellites may not be in position and the same orbital fiber she also brows. The dawn hammer also needs some time to recharge and aim, not to mention the useless interior doors.

Kingdom Hearts - Key Sword

If the key blade has not actually selected it, you will not use it soon. While the ability to open a lock is as refined as the ability to kill countless heartless and Niemande, it attracts the heartless at any time. They are almost always in danger. After all, it's a huge key. It could be a good dull weapon, but there are many, many better ways.

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